$10 Shirt.Woot: We Carves People

In Soviet Shirt.Woot, pumpkins carve you?

It'd be a better shirt if there were no speech bubbles, which add a factor of lame to an otherwise excellent shirt design by BootsBoots. The theory (for all you t-shirt designers in-training) is that adding text turns even the best designs into a cartoon. Sale tees enthusiasts are a real tough crowd, so if you couldn't make the New Yorker, it's best to shut up, add an alien robot owl and call it a night.

But if today's Hallowoot was good enough to light you up inside (and we hope it did), grab this derby winner and carve out a new space in your closet for the holiday.